An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest. Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, of Moon, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said. "They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township Police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had. "The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman. A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Mr. Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight. There is nothing like an attempt at some kinky sex going horribly horribly wrong. The best part is that Bradford was scheduled to fly at 7:30 the next morning. Story's like this are always good for a laugh. The only thing that could have made this better is if one of them was a celebrity. Well they are now. I am sure we will see one of these two on some talk show or news network. In this day and age they may even be able to get a reality TV show from this calamity.
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