I Can't Believe I Just Wrote This...

UPDATE: This post got me a comment so I did something right...

I have taken time out of my busy studying schedule to post about one of the most important news stories of our modern time (well maybe not as important as Phoebe Price's rejection of admission to a Chanel party). No not Obama's Berlin speech, but rather the Kim Kardashian Shannon Moakler fight. I know, you have heard so much about it that you can't bear to read anything else, but hear me out. It may be just too draining to follow, but I promise I will be brief. Don't these two understand they are just supposed to look hot? Mouths shut- clothes tiny shiny, and as little as possible. Apparently Shannon Moakler called Kim fat, threw a drink on her, and caused a scene at some Carmen Electra douche party in Malibu...awesome (I know, a truly A-list affair of the first order. The Vanity Fair Oscar party has nothing on this soiree), and she said that Kim sent slutty emails to Barker when they were married. Kim of course denies the emails/ implication of skank, and argues that she modeled for Barkers clothing line and the emails were purely professional. Kim went to TMZ to defend her honor and clear her name (hahah TMZ I guess 60 minutes was busy). I just have to comment on this battle of intellect. Shannon Moakler seems to pick fights with every floozy in Hollywood, so I can't completely defend her, but this time I really think Kim is trying to come off innocent and all nonslutty/ small assed saying that she is in a committed relationship and would never do anything like that. I want to remind everyone about Kardashian before her Emmy winning show came on the air. Kim Kardashian was one of the queen of herpe skank filths minion's. Who is that you may ask? None other than Parasite Hilton. Yeah Kardashian hung around Paris Hilton for years trying to become famous. We all know that Hilton spreads her legs for anyone and likes doing it most to men who are married or date a women that she doesn't like. Hilton was in a very public fight with Moakler a couple years ago, and got a black eye from her at some douche club in LA. Paris was also spotted making out with Barker while he was still married to Moakler. So Kardashian was undoubtedly under the command and control of Hilton, so I am sure that Hilton influenced Kim and dragged her into the skank game encouraging her to flirt and send slutty emails to Barker just to piss off Moakler. I could just picture Hilton laughing ala the fire crotch incident when her and Kardashian discussed what Kim should do to get Moakler as fired up as the Tiger that ate the Puerto Rican. We all know that anyone who hangs out with Hilton gets her skanky black heartedness rubbed off on them. I am sure Kardashian is no different. Kim needs to realize that the reason people have the opinion about her that they do is because she ran the train on LA with Hilton. You can try to defend yourself all you want, but you can't make people forget that you onced named Paris Hilton as your best friend. And just like Herpes, that will never go away. I think the only way to really solve this fight is to have them both wrestle naked in pudding. Ok....I know that was typical and sleazy...then lets make it jello...NO? Mud? It doesn't matter anyway Kim is hotter than Shannon ever was or will be, and that is all that matters in their world.