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Monday, September 1, 2008

The Saga Continues...

UPDATE II: The Country has fallen in love with Palin. I predicted it even know I was joking. It turns out is was actually an incredible decision, politically that is. It remains to be seen whether it was actually a good decision for the country. What, you mean "Hockey moms" can't stare down Vladmir Putin in a nuclear standoff? I think I just came up with a new Lifetime movie. Its funny, but scary.

UPDATE: I guess Palin was never a member of the AIP, she went to one of their conventions once. Just a life long Republican. Oh Well, she still wants everyone to wait to have sex until they are married and for schools to teach that, while her 17 year old daughter gets knocked up by a guy who says "Fuck" is the single adjective that best describes him on his myspace page. Niiice

I just can't get enough of Sarah Palin. (For a good article read this) The severity of such an ill political move is staggering to me. I just can't wrap my head around how a presidential candidate could make such a bad decision. The latest in "Days of Buffoonery," is that Palin's husband, which stands for the idea that Alaskans should be allowed to vote whether to succeed from the other 49 states and become its own country. McCain's new campaign motto is "Country First," while the AIP party motto is "Alaska First- Alaska Always." Doh!!! ABC news has confirmed that Palin was a member of the party in the 1990's. Officials say that they are not certain of Polin's exact stance on their issues, but the parties platform was under her nose the whole time. From the Daily KOS here is what the AIP believes:

  • A belief that "the vote for statehood was invalid because the people were not presented with the range of options available to them" and that "the federal government has since breached the contract for statehood on numerous occasions in over a dozen serious and substantial instances."
  • A belief that there should be a vote on Alaskan secession.
  • Remaining "steadfastly opposed to environmental regulations and actively promotes the private ownership and widespread development of Alaskan land."
  • A platform which includes: Amending the Constitution of the State of Alaska so as to re-establish the rights of all Alaskan residents to entry upon all public lands within the state, and to acquire private property interest there in, under fair and reasonable conditions. Such property interest shall include surface and sub-surface patent. Foster a constitutional amendment abolishing and prohibiting all property taxes. Seeking the complete repatriation of the public lands, held by the federal government, to the state and people of Alaska.
Awesome!!! I can't think of anything that could be more important to the American people. It is only going to get better from here. We are talking a political disaster approaching levels of the Titanic sinking. Just like all those rich people sinking into the cold dark waters. Sarah Palin is the iceberg that is going to sink all the rich Republicans this election year. Isn't the "vetting" process suppose to discover all this. It was like the vetted to find the worst candidate. Oh yeah, McCain was aware of all this and still decided to make her the second most powerful person in the world and leader of ALL of The United States. United States voters love to make bad decisions and then whine about it later. Give Bush a second term and then complain about him being a bad president. This could be just another stupid decision that Americans will whine about later. Its like they make there choice for president after a night of binge drinking. Imagine using beer goggles to decide who is best to run a country.

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