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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Marry Moving Jessica Simpson One Step Closer to Jennifer Aniston Levels of Desperation.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their Gremlins themed shot gun wedding over the weekend. To no ones surprise Poppa Joe performed the non-denominational ceremony. Why does this family get press? The puppet master Joe Simpson has manipulated his daughters careers into fame based on what is going on in their personal lives. Ashlee puts out crappy pop rock, and Jessica used to be a pop singer, but most of the media focus on them recently has been from their personal lives. Ashlee getting married and being pregnant (she confirmed the pregnancy to everyone at the ceremony) along with Jessica getting dumped has brought fame to the family in the last couple months. Impressive huh? Poor Jessica gets dumped, her ex husband is constantly vacationing with his hot new girlfriend, and her music/ movie career is basically a joke. She is turning into a more desperate version of Jennifer Aniston. Hey maybe Tony Roma will jump to the Aniston following in the foot steps of John Mayer. Father Joe better start thinking of news ways to get some attention for the family because they have used up most of the tabloid favorites. Sure Ashlee will be able to sell the baby pictures, but other than divorce his play book is looking thin. Maybe send Jessica in for some more Restalin. That is always good for a couple name drops in the rags. 

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