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Friday, March 21, 2008

Come on Baby... No one will ever see them...

This was a big week in celebrity sex tapes. I really don't have much to say about this, the pictures do the talking. I don't understand how people tape themselves cavorting, and then don't get rid of the evidence or make sure that other people won't see them. Apparently celebrities aren't very smart. As soon as any scumbag hears that a person is an aspiring model/ actress, a light bulb goes off above their head and they immediately think naked pictures. These pictures can either be personally entertaining, or lucrative in the short term on a trashy website. The jackpot is when the person actually becomes famous. It is like investing in a stock before the company becomes a fortune 500 business. This week's players were Audrina- dead behind the eyes- Patridge, Kristin-My best years as an actress were on Melrose Place- Davis, and Lindsey- I ruined my career with bad decisions before I was legally allowed to- Lohan. The Lohan video was fake, the Davis video was real, and the Audrina pictures were real (although her tits clearly were not)and taken for an attempted Playboy pictorial. Lohan said she couldn't remember if the video was authentic, Davis denied the tape, and Audrina said the trashy pictures were meant to "artistic". The best part about all of this was that the two pictures that ended up being authentic were conveniently leaked right around the Hills third season debut, and the Sex and the City movie release. Coincidence? Probably yes, but at the very least, it made a slow news week somewhat less boring. Below are links to the garbage:

KRISTEN DAVIS: http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/03/17/the-kristen-davis-sex-tape/

AUDRINA: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/21646025.html

LIDSEY LOHAN: http://www.dlisted.com/node/24683

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