The Superficial has a pretty funny scoop on Sarah Larson, George Clooney's girlfriend, wasted on Last Night's Party. This should come as no surprise to anyone. Clooney did pick this girl up playing high stakes poker at the Hard Rock. We all know Vegas cocktail waitresses are mostly "Rock of Love" castoffs. The thing I like most, is that it was on Last Nights Party. Girls love to act slutty and flash their boobs for the camera at Last Night's Party....parties. They think that since it is so hip and connected to the art and fashion scene, that they are some how better than a spring break coed on Girls Gone Wild. Since everyone at the party has funny haircuts, talks about what Liberal Arts Schools they went to, and dress like someone's retarded cousin, the pictures taken of them naked are artistic. I guess if you went to Wesleyan, Oberlin, or Sarah Lawrence you can act like a whore, but it is OK because you are being Ironic, I get it. You are in control of your sexuality, rather than being exploited by testosterone driven magazines. You are making fun of those girls who flash people when they're drunk. This is female empowerment drawn from post modern ideology. Let me explain something. A sluts a slut no matter what! No matter what music you listen to, how you dress, or who you hang out with. It's Ok, just admit it. You can't justify it. You are a girl who likes to flash the camera. It doesn't matter where you are. It could be at Daytona Beach, Cancun, Stereo, or a Misshapes party. If you are drunk, out of your mind on coke, and there is a douche bag with a camera around, you will pose, remove your bra, and reveal your boobs. Period.
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